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That Awkward Moment When You Have To Explain To Faramir That His Father Tried To Set Him On Fire

So Faramir is all like, “Daddy hates me.”

Then Faramir returns all like…

Denethor loses his damn mind

He’s all like, “Set fire to our flesh.”

But Gandalf & Pippin are all like, “STAY IN THIS MADNESS!”

And…well…You know the rest

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effyeahlotr:

Faramir and Boromir

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merryandpippin:

Two brothers.

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merryandpippin:

Pippin: [to himself] What were you thinking, Peregrin Took? What service could a Hobbit offer such a great lord of men?
Faramir: [approaching] It was well done. Generous deeds should not be checked by cold council. You are to join the tower guard?
Pippin: I didn’t think they would find any livery that would fit me.
Faramir: It once belonged to a boy of the citadel. A very foolish one; who spent many hours slaying dragons instead of attending to his studies.
Pippin: This was yours?
Faramir: Yes, it was mine. My father had it made for me.
Pippin: Well, I’m taller than you were then. Though I’m not likely to grow anymore… except sideways.
[they laugh]
Faramir: Never fitted me either. Boromir was always the soldier. They were so alike, he and my father. Proud… stubborn, even. But strong.
Pippin: I think you have strength, of a different kind. And one day your father will see it.

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All I want is you, will you be my brideTake me by the hand and stand by my sideAll I want is you, will you stay with me?Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.
If you were a river in the mountains tall,The rumble of your water would be my call.If you were the winter, I know I’d be the snowAs long as you were with me, let the cold wind blow

All I want is you, will you be my bride
Take me by the hand and stand by my side
All I want is you, will you stay with me?
Hold me in your arms and sway me like the sea.

If you were a river in the mountains tall,
The rumble of your water would be my call.
If you were the winter, I know I’d be the snow
As long as you were with me, let the cold wind blow

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z3louco2:

Cormar neldë i Quendi-aranin nu i vilya,
Cormar otso i Naucor-heruvin hrótassë,
Cormar nertë i Firyarin umbarina qualmen,
Er corma i Morna Herun morna mahalmassë
Mordoressë tanomë i Lumbulë caita.
Er corma turië te ilyë, er corma hirië te,
Er corma hostië te ilyë ar avalerië te i morniessë
Mordoressë tanomë i Lumbulë caita.

Ring poem Quenya version. Translation and script by Ondo Carniliono (me).

(via ondocarniliono)

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i-am-undefined:

lord of the rings

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